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Lionel Richie had you at "Hello"
Listening to Lionel Richie is an alternative to health insurance
Onions cry when listening to Lionel Richie sing
Lionel Richie does everything ALL NIGHT LONG - pd
Lionel Richie: Dancing on your Ceiling since 1949
Lionel Richie helps all 40 year old Virgins
When Lionel Richie was conceived, his father was listening to Lionel Richie’s music
Lionel Richie never pops his collar
The Plan B pill was created as an immediate response to Lionel's Ritchie’s release of “All Night Long”
Lionel Richie's fro is the original shamwow
Lionel Richie always tips 69%
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Lionel Richie's words will make you cry
It's against the law for Lionel Richie to use Tag body spray
The key ingredient to the H1N1 vaccine is grease from Lionel Richies fro
Plastic Surgeons secretly want to make themselves look like Lionel Richie
Lionel Richie is what Willis was talkin about
Boy Scouts help little old women cross the street while ladies line up to help Lionel Richie cross the street
Lionel Richie has a love seat in every room of his house
Lionel Richie's lips were the inspiration for the first collagen injection
Eating oysters and chocolate while listening to Lionel Richie will soon be outlawed worldwide
Lionel Richie's mustache is Victoria's Secret
Lionel Richie doesn't need an anti-graying shampoo...he uses "Just for Lionel Richie"
When Santa comes down the chimney...he checks the ceiling for Lionel Richie
Lionel Richie's blood type is S.E.X.
Lionel Richie has two birthdays. One is June 20, 1949 and the other is Valentines Day
Lionel Richie's mustache is also known as "the French tickler"
In the 80’s the pope declared that, "nuns must remain abstinent unless approached by Lionel Richie. Amen"
Lionel Richie flosses with G strings
Jesus owns a bracelet that says "WWLRD"
Horses are hung like Lionel Richie
If your wife gives birth to a baby with a mustache, you know exactly what happened
Behind Lionel Richie's mustache is another set of lips
The second gunman in the JFK assassination was not hiding on the grassy knoll. He was hiding behind Lionel Richies fro
Alex Trebeck shaved his mustache in fear of retaliation from Lionel Richie
The Beatles needed instruments, all Lionel needed was his mustache
Recent research indicates that global warming can be attributed solely to the effect that Lionel Richie has on women
People pray to God, God prays to Lionel Richie
Bon Jovi gave love a bad name, so love got Lionel Richie to go kick their ass
In case of emergency, Lionel Richie's mustache can be used as a flotation device
In 1974 the east coast thought it experienced a total eclipse of the sun, come to find out it was actually Lionel Richie's afro that blocked while playing a concert in New York City
The other side of the pillow wishes it was as cool as Lionel Richie
You pay for Prostitutes, Lionel Richie get paid by prostitutes
Herbal Essences contains traces of Lionel Richie’s musk. That is why it makes women scream
Lionel Richie already hit that
Lionel Richie uses the juice from his fro as Lubricant
Lionel Richie's chief export is love
The Righteous Brothers actually Lost That Loving Feeling, so they hired Lionel Richie to show them how to get it back
Lionel Richie’s shadow gets more play than you do
Women have been known to explode when masturbating to pictures of Lionel Richie
Lionel Richie can hear Braille
Plugging Lionel Richie into any equation makes the outcome equal to sex
X + Y + Lionel Richie = Wet Panties
When Mike Tyson enters the code 007 373 5963 he has to have a dance off with Lionel Richie. Tyson has yet to win
Lionel Richie’s mustache clippings are the main ingredients in Viagra
Lionel Richie's afro has its own gravitational pull
Lionel Richie donates some of his earnings to the children without mustaches foundation
Everything Lionel Richie touches does not turn to gold, it grows an afro and a mustache
One time Nicole Richie went missing. A month later she was found in Lionel Richie's afro
Lionel Richie is not on Mr T's pity list
Not only does Lionel Richie dance on the ceiling, he can also make love with you on the ceiling
Lionel Richie can see it in your eyes, even if you are blind
Lionel Richie is also known as the Orgasm Whisperer
Lionel Richie loves you
Lionel Richie's tears are used as holy water in some countries
Lionel Richie's tears are used to cure cancer
Lionel Richie came before the egg and the chicken
Lionel Richie likes his coffee like he likes his women. Strong, black and hot.
Lionel Richie can save us all from a tsunami by soaking up the waves with his Afro
In case of emergency, Lionel Richie's mustache can be used as a flotation device
Chuck Norris may kill people, but Lionel Richie has sex with their widows
Lionel Richie's first words, seconds after he was born were, "Hello". The nurse had twins 9 months later
Lionel Richie is on the Storks payroll
Every time a heart is broken, Lionel Richie has a nightmare
Lionel Richie's sweat is actually the tears of the broken hearted
Hugh Hefner wears Lionel Richie PJ's
Lionel Richie's seamen is the most expensive form of currency in some countries
Lionel Richie gets paid royalties every time someone falls in love
Yes, you are looking for Lionel Richie
Lionel Richie cries himself to sleep
Lionel Richie is the only human that can kill Chuck Norris...with his words
More women have sat on Lionel Richie's stash than most park benches
When Lionel Richie's tears hit the earth... daises grow
Lionel Richie eats broken hearts for breakfast and shits out Hershey kisses
Lionel Richie can make a girl climax simply by looking at her and saying "Hello"
Lionel Richie feels your pain
When Lionel Richie farts smell like roses
The bumps on a girls nipple spell "Lick here Lionel" in braille

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