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- Lionel Richie had you at "Hello"
- Listening to Lionel Richie is an alternative to health insurance
- Onions cry when listening to Lionel Richie sing
- Lionel Richie does everything ALL NIGHT LONG - pd
- Lionel Richie: Dancing on your Ceiling since 1949
- Lionel Richie helps all 40 year old Virgins
- When Lionel Richie was conceived, his father was listening to Lionel Richie’s music
- Lionel Richie never pops his collar
- The Plan B pill was created as an immediate response to Lionel's Ritchie’s release of “All Night Long”
- Lionel Richie's fro is the original shamwow
- Lionel Richie always tips 69%
- Sticks and stones may break your bones but Lionel Richie's words will make you cry
- It's against the law for Lionel Richie to use Tag body spray
- The key ingredient to the H1N1 vaccine is grease from Lionel Richies fro
- Plastic Surgeons secretly want to make themselves look like Lionel Richie
- Lionel Richie is what Willis was talkin about
- Boy Scouts help little old women cross the street while ladies line up to help Lionel Richie cross the street
- Lionel Richie has a love seat in every room of his house
- Lionel Richie's lips were the inspiration for the first collagen injection
- Eating oysters and chocolate while listening to Lionel Richie will soon be outlawed worldwide
- Lionel Richie's mustache is Victoria's Secret
- Lionel Richie doesn't need an anti-graying shampoo...he uses "Just for Lionel Richie"
- When Santa comes down the chimney...he checks the ceiling for Lionel Richie
- Lionel Richie's blood type is S.E.X.
- Lionel Richie has two birthdays. One is June 20, 1949 and the other is Valentines Day
- Lionel Richie's mustache is also known as "the French tickler"
- In the 80’s the pope declared that, "nuns must remain abstinent unless approached by Lionel Richie. Amen"
- Lionel Richie flosses with G strings
- Jesus owns a bracelet that says "WWLRD"
- Horses are hung like Lionel Richie
- If your wife gives birth to a baby with a mustache, you know exactly what happened
- Behind Lionel Richie's mustache is another set of lips
- The second gunman in the JFK assassination was not hiding on the grassy knoll. He was hiding behind Lionel Richies fro
- Alex Trebeck shaved his mustache in fear of retaliation from Lionel Richie
- The Beatles needed instruments, all Lionel needed was his mustache
- Recent research indicates that global warming can be attributed solely to the effect that Lionel Richie has on women
- People pray to God, God prays to Lionel Richie
- Bon Jovi gave love a bad name, so love got Lionel Richie to go kick their ass
- In case of emergency, Lionel Richie's mustache can be used as a flotation device
- In 1974 the east coast thought it experienced a total eclipse of the sun, come to find out it was actually Lionel Richie's afro that blocked while playing a concert in New York City
- The other side of the pillow wishes it was as cool as Lionel Richie
- You pay for Prostitutes, Lionel Richie get paid by prostitutes
- Herbal Essences contains traces of Lionel Richie’s musk. That is why it makes women scream
- Lionel Richie already hit that
- Lionel Richie uses the juice from his fro as Lubricant
- Lionel Richie's chief export is love
- The Righteous Brothers actually Lost That Loving Feeling, so they hired Lionel Richie to show them how to get it back
- Lionel Richie’s shadow gets more play than you do
- Women have been known to explode when masturbating to pictures of Lionel Richie
- Lionel Richie can hear Braille
- Plugging Lionel Richie into any equation makes the outcome equal to sex
- X + Y + Lionel Richie = Wet Panties
- When Mike Tyson enters the code 007 373 5963 he has to have a dance off with Lionel Richie. Tyson has yet to win
- Lionel Richie’s mustache clippings are the main ingredients in Viagra
- Lionel Richie's afro has its own gravitational pull
- Lionel Richie donates some of his earnings to the children without mustaches foundation
- Everything Lionel Richie touches does not turn to gold, it grows an afro and a mustache
- One time Nicole Richie went missing. A month later she was found in Lionel Richie's afro
- Lionel Richie is not on Mr T's pity list
- Not only does Lionel Richie dance on the ceiling, he can also make love with you on the ceiling
- Lionel Richie can see it in your eyes, even if you are blind
- Lionel Richie is also known as the Orgasm Whisperer
- Lionel Richie loves you
- Lionel Richie's tears are used as holy water in some countries
- Lionel Richie's tears are used to cure cancer
- Lionel Richie came before the egg and the chicken
- Lionel Richie likes his coffee like he likes his women. Strong, black and hot.
- Lionel Richie can save us all from a tsunami by soaking up the waves with his Afro
- In case of emergency, Lionel Richie's mustache can be used as a flotation device
- Chuck Norris may kill people, but Lionel Richie has sex with their widows
- Lionel Richie's first words, seconds after he was born were, "Hello". The nurse had twins 9 months later
- Lionel Richie is on the Storks payroll
- Every time a heart is broken, Lionel Richie has a nightmare
- Lionel Richie's sweat is actually the tears of the broken hearted
- Hugh Hefner wears Lionel Richie PJ's
- Lionel Richie's seamen is the most expensive form of currency in some countries
- Lionel Richie gets paid royalties every time someone falls in love
- Yes, you are looking for Lionel Richie
- Lionel Richie cries himself to sleep
- Lionel Richie is the only human that can kill Chuck Norris...with his words
- More women have sat on Lionel Richie's stash than most park benches
- When Lionel Richie's tears hit the earth... daises grow
- Lionel Richie eats broken hearts for breakfast and shits out Hershey kisses
- Lionel Richie can make a girl climax simply by looking at her and saying "Hello"
- Lionel Richie feels your pain
- When Lionel Richie farts smell like roses
- The bumps on a girls nipple spell "Lick here Lionel" in braille
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